Nov. 5th: Things John McCain might have done today

1. checked his Netflix queue

2. caught up on his "Family Circus a day" cartoons

3. put on  pair of comfy pants and consumed an entire bottle of gin and like a thousand little smokies

I bought some gas today for $2.29 and sold my soul for a pulled pork sandwich. What did you do? Go.

Today's top 5 coffee flavors

1. vanilla

2. bologna

3. philbin

4. fromunda whip

5. self-loathing

runner up: breast milk

things you can't do if you don't believe in God, part one

1. go to heaven

2. go to hell (nice)

3. make a truly heavenly dream whip pie

gum wall in seattle

the texture was incredible... only truly appreciated by licking it.

other wall ideas: corndog wall. cabbage wall. hummus wall. romanian baby wall.

run, bethers! run!

i finally got my new legs which i think make me faster, stronger and possibly a wee bit smarter.

august

last night i smelled the first fireplace fire of the year. yes, in august.

helluva halifax

first things first. nova scotia biscuits! they tasted like shit.

joren was hoping to find some native lobster claw shoes.

this is our pal jane. she's a real peach and her boy ben is, how you say, ooshie, but we adore him anyhow.

can you believe how big he is? we're so proud of our sack of carrots!

don: "something, minimalism, something, architecture, blah, blah, planar design." joren: "oh yeah? organic material, rem koolhaas, other stuff, paradigm." jane and beth: "these nachos are awesome."

i'm a giver, that's all

if you can't share your wine with a baby goat, well, then you're not much of a giver. like me. 

i also shared my wine with joren and now we have a new baby goat. we like to call him gary, but nothing's official.

getting to know me

some adjectives people used in reference to me today at my super blast part time job at the bakery:

• fresh-faced (from an old wrinkly lady)
  
• gracious (other old lady who had kind of a fuzzy face so i was trying to be really nice)
  
• delightful (it's all smoke and mirrors)
  
• plate breaker (just one)
  
• late (i had to drive back home for my falsies. teeth, not boobs.)