ski/surf contest that i WON

in my head, as i didn't participate and drank a beer on the sidelines instead.

this could have been me, if i had dressed up like mr. koolaide guy.

what's more delicious than an ikea breakfast?

the fact that it's 99 cents and no tax. and delicious.

something someone told me once, and that's the ONLY reason i know this

if part of your dental bridge breaks off DO NOT try to super-glue it back on. even if you don't have dental insurance. it does NOT work.

Raiders of the Spider Monkey

last weekend we went to see an adaptation of Raiders of the Lost Ark made by three 12 year olds over the course of seven years back in the 80's. it was shockingly accurate and chock full of too-short suit pants, squeaky pre-pubescent voices and a dog named Snickers in lieu of a sidekick spider monkey. in other words, awesome.

http://www.theraider.net/films/raiders_adaptation/index.php

who doesn't love duck?

nature has done it again. way to go nature. baby ducks are swimming happily in the pond out back. there seems to be 10 or 11 or 12 and i've decided to name them. if you'd like to name one, it only costs a dollar or 3 for five dollars.

some names i'm tossing around:
herbaceous
peking

my lettuce is coming up

so you better get this party started. that's correct. a lettuce party! so get your ass out here if you'd like some fresh lettuce. it will either be free or cheap depending how much i like you. also, b.y.o.croutons.

if you don't hear a toot in the woods does it still smell?

i wish.

ass face blogger account

the stupid blogger sign-in page hates me and i hate it right back. maybe it knows i'll post things it doesn't like because it hasn't let me sign in lately.

since i haven't been blogging, i've had plenty of time to come up with some theories that might be behind it:
a. joren put some sort of a block on it just like he did with the soft porn at home.
2. blogs are dumb and the universe knows it and is all up in blogger's grill.
#. i can't remember my password. "monkey"? i tried it already.
6. blogger has a severe case of diarrhea and so do i.

it's time for the annual bathtub races!

and i've got a honey of an entry. i was going to go for the one with the brown stain in front of mine, but it reminded me too much of last year's, which i think is bad luck. it's also bad luck if someone drowned squirrels in your bathtub, like joren's grandma used to do. true.

where's pedro?

if you looks closely, you can see the immigrant pickers. they're camouflaged, since it's immigrant season here.

fish egg and corn delight

whatever it was, it was delish. sometimes i miss the unidentifiable foods from across the sea. and then sometimes i'm glad i don't have explosive diarrhea.