I bought some gas today for $2.29 and sold my soul for a pulled pork sandwich. What did you do? Go.

Today's top 5 coffee flavors

1. vanilla

2. bologna

3. philbin

4. fromunda whip

5. self-loathing

runner up: breast milk

things you can't do if you don't believe in God, part one

1. go to heaven

2. go to hell (nice)

3. make a truly heavenly dream whip pie

gum wall in seattle

the texture was incredible... only truly appreciated by licking it.

other wall ideas: corndog wall. cabbage wall. hummus wall. romanian baby wall.