Monday, March 29, 2010

for hire

i usually don't post about such personal, potentially humiliating goings on, but this was of particular interest and seemed to (sadly) encapsulate the way the job hunt has been going.

so i had an interview. i pull out my lucky skirt. i fluff up the duck fuzz. only mild splotchyness and they seemed to like me. i didn't swear and only used the term "urine-soaked" once. check. i am invited for a second interview. it seems there may or may not actually be a job. but i interview again. i'm up against one other person for this job that may or may not exist. so keep your fingers crossed. or don't. like i said, who knows if there's a job.

2 comments:

djayt said...

good luck. or not. but good luck anyway.

Jasph said...

As long as "urine-soaked" didn't refer to the interviewer or to you, it's probably OK.

Also, since there may or may not be a job, your rival for it may or may not exist as well.

As if anyone could rival you. Urine-soaked lucky-skirt duck fuzz and mild splotch for the win!